Revit Haiku

[corinoco]

Your're not a proper internet forum unless you have some haiku.

So, here are some Revit haiku.


Another version,
Still Revit has many bugs;
But we keep paying.

Section reference;
My one true friend in Revit.
You never fail me.

A massing model;
curtain walls in sweeping curves!
change! - And start again.

Revit library -
So many objects to use;
No sense of order.

Worksets sometimes work;
if all users know ju-ju.
If not - then give up.

Error has occured -
Continue without saving;
don't bother - close it.

(damn, I'm trying to write something good here, honest!)

Revit is fickle,
But go back to AutoCAD;
Feel a world of pain.

(sort of...)

Revit is my friend
needs a fast PC to run;
also good for games!


Arigato!

Remember - all replies in Haiku! (That's 5-7-5 syllables! Katana & wakisashi optional)

[MICK_REVIT_UP]

You have lost it!

Unfortunately I’m not far behind......

Revit has put my brain in a blender

[corinoco]

Ah, young grasshopper;
Learn Haiku you must, my friend,
then: Revit Master!

[Wesley]

to Revit we must!
Autodesk insanity
Spring is still afar...

suitably enigmatic?? (at least, that's my excuse)
Wes

[corinoco]

Revit twenty-ten
'undo' very well hidden
makes 'em do it right

[corinoco]

post above quite vague
refers to memory use
'undo' eats it all

[corinoco]

you know you're famous
when spammers from far countries
dig for gold in cad

what use do we have
for trinkets to use in games?
- 3AM deadline!

[corinoco]

To call Great Cthulu:
Revit Family Edit -
siguls of ref planes

sing out across time,
awakening great powers
that make Revit die;

but I still edit,
I must make this family
for I need symbols

to make sense of plans.
Maybe it will work, some day
When the stars are right.

[corinoco]

They spam us so much
We slap them down, endlessly
Modern whack-a-mole

They spend so much time
sending unread pleas for cash
we will ignore them

Read this wisdom, fools!
You waste the worlds best resource!
trying learning; it's cool!